Multi – Step Marketing!

Ok.. Multi level marketing!..

You go to the white palace hotel in Riyadh. Usually, every weekend or some day of the week, you see a whole bunch of guys of different races walking out with silly smiles on their faces. You know what these guys have been doing? They have been attending a seminar which another bunch of guys arrange to convince these guys with silly smiles that a certain god forsaken product is so good that without it there can be no life. And, if they become agents of this product they will start making money instantly. BUT! BUT BUT BUT BUT!.. But.. they will have to buy a certain quantity to start. Now, the guys with the silly smiles that agree to this – buy the product and immediately the product is of no value. Their new training starts. In this new training, they are taught how to con other guys with silly smiles to buy this product and THEN train them to sell it to other guys with silly smiles and then train them too. So , they become a part of a chain of guys with silly smiles and everyone is making money. God knows who uses that damn product in the end!

Amongst all this smiling and oohs and aaahs, this orgy of stupidity – you will find the “BIG GUY”. This guy is head of all this. He is the one that conned all these buggers. Meet him. He will behave like Alexander the Great. I met this guy. I would think the King would be more humble than this monster. He starts with a smile and then bloody well assumes that you are dieing of hunger and are totally broke. Then he tells you, in a very nice way, that if you do not do what he does – you are a NOBODY!

You go to the white palace hotel in Riyadh. Usually, every weekend or some day of the week, you see a whole bunch of guys of different races walking out with silly smiles on their faces. You know what these guys have been doing? They have been attending a seminar which another bunch of guys arrange to convince these guys with silly smiles that a certain god forsaken product is so good that without it there can be no life. And, if they become agents of this product they will start making money instantly. BUT! BUT BUT BUT BUT!.. But.. they will have to buy a certain quantity to start. Now, the guys with the silly smiles that agree to this – buy the product and immediately the product is of no value. Their new training starts. In this new training, they are taught how to con other guys with silly smiles to buy this product and THEN train them to sell it to other guys with silly smiles and then train them too. So , they become a part of a chain of guys with silly smiles and everyone is making money. God knows who uses that damn product in the end!

Amongst all this smiling and oohs and aaahs, this orgy of stupidity – you will find the “BIG GUY”. This guy is head of all this. He is the one that conned all these buggers. Meet him. He will behave like Alexander the Great. I met this guy. I would think the King would be more humble than this monster. He starts with a smile and then bloody well assumes that you are dieing of hunger and are totally broke. Then he tells you, in a very nice way, that if you do not do what he does – you are a NOBODY!..
One guy was convincing me about a crystal place. Like the one you freakin’ keep your half used soap on in the toilet. He said that whoever keeps this, is affected and gets superhuman strength and is cured of all. How much? 2000. Screw you! Do you buy this crap? Well.. if not you or me , then 20 guys with SILLY smiles buy this and they also buy the damn plate so that they can hire more agents to sell them to other agents. There is no customer.. everyone is a freaking agent! And guess what, this “BIG GUY” gets commission from every sale that happens under his chain.

That is Multi-Step Marketing.
YA BABA! YA BABA! YA BABA!!!!!

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